Hello cutie followers, I LIKE WHAT YOU’RE WEARING! Unless you’re naked??? I’m taking questions on another site cause I don’t want to spam your timeline with ridiculous shit. If you’re bored shoot me some questions at:
Thanks, I hope you enjoy my answers yo.
Anonymous asked: hello shimmy, why are you so attractive?
It’s because I actually try with my looks. Everyone has the mother fucking potential to at least look decent, just take a mother fucking shower, brush your mother fucking teeth, get a mother fucking haircut that suits you, and wear some mother fucking decent clothes.
Anonymous asked: Is this really Daniel shim/ shimmy??
Who the fuck is that? He sounds like a facking d bag.
Anonymous asked: I love you. spit in my mouth xx
You might as well take a shit on my chest too.
Anonymous asked: you're so Asian I'm crying???????
You’re either from a country that doesn’t have English as their first language or you completely failed English in the first grade.
vvvisions asked: ok my dad said if I marry anyone from anywhere that isn't Scotland then he'll end me so do I run away or?
You should marry an Asian from Scotland and see what happens.
Anonymous asked: why am I following you I'm a 23 year old girl how did this happen
It’s because I reblog some good fucking shit.